Further saluting during Cowboy Month those hotties that ride the rodeo, tend the ranch and wrangle herds, here are some downhome proverbs to live by.
“Always drink upstream from the herd”
“Careful as a naked man climbin' a barbed wire fence”
“Don't squat with your spurs on”
“If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around”
“If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging”
“Never kick a cow chip on a hot day”
”Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance”
“You can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides”
“Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering you none”
“The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning”
P.s. I got a compliment last night during our cul-de-sac "Zumba" session from my beloved friend Betty next store, a super-busy mom and wife who works full time. "I couldn't put Marrying Minda down. I stayed up until midnight and set the alarm an hour early. I love her."
Thanks, Betty. Love you back!!! oxoxox
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